Monday Down
Prospect Park
Lyrics: Ian Roure / Music: The Larch
This New York waste - pass the invisible exports.
Day after day, a club-foot head on my shoulders.
Dim micro eyes that can't see 'round the next corner.
I try and try but can't even see the ceiling...
I play my part but don't get very far.
Maybe the Maker's mark will lead me
Into Prospect Park
Japanese car, a wife and house in the country,
Prayer in my heart is all they say it will cost me.
Make mine the faith - Man On A Cloud please hear me -
There's no escape if you won't go to bat for me...
I play my part but don't get very far.
Maybe the Maker's mark will lead me
Into Prospect...
Look it up in the golden book -
Unbelievable calling rates.
Have I finally found my way,
Or is it just a case of flattering fate?
I play my part but don't get very far
Maybe the Maker's mark will lead me
Into Prospect...
I can only pray I have found a way
Monday Down (Ian Roure)
It's a numbers game and the numbers aren't big enough,
Little Stalin says these numbers are a farce.
Longer hours and stricter supervision,
Fax this, fax that, fax it up your arse!
That's Monday down,
That's Monday down.
You're still around
So Monday down
The swelling of the human hemorrhoid,
Bureaucratic vein you were hoping to avoid.
'Fill this out and file it under
Do it over -
No need to get annoyed'
That's Monday down,
That's Monday down.
You're still around
So Monday down
The All Look Up looks down and frowns,
'Were you sick or were you shirking?
Those sick days are for show,
You're despised if you're not working'
Sicker Than I thought
Lyrics: Ian Roure / Music: The Larch
Well known, strange unsound stage.
Boom stand at the ready, bad patch-chord break
A rainbow jello cloud drifts on -
Blocking the vision but that's what they want.
I knew I'd meet them here under this slippery rock.
Now of this distant day-glo cousin and bleating flock
I'm sicker than I thought...
Wetland world, high-dive girl;
Mired and admired daughter of pearl.
My overactive monitor: dissonant feedback,
Bad note speaker...
I thought I was immune and then the virus struck.
I knew I should've kept those feelings bundled up,
oh oh.
I'm sicker than I thought.
I'd call in but I can't talk.
Devastated by the very thought
Of losing what I've caught....
Hardcore Cell Phone
Lyrics: Ian Roure / Music: The Larch
At the punk rock block party the sun beat down as hard as stone:
Purple mohawks, leather, bleach blonde spikes, a Johnny Rotten clone,
With his..
Hardcore cell phone
He's a disenchanted dial drone
with his hardcore cell phone
Touch tone crush
Touchstone...
Did his Microsoft stock drop a point, did his LA agent ring?
Did he call the hardcore hotline up to rage at the machine?
With his..
Hardcore cell phone
He's a disenchanted dial drone
with his hardcore cell phone
Touch tone crush
Touchstone...
Cell phone, oh, oh, oh!
I see you've got a cell phone...
All lyrics © 2000, 2001 Ian Roure (BMI)
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