Prizes From The Groove Arcade

Goodbye Henry Hightower
(I. Roure)

Henry when we met you we thought
You were such a great guy
Henry then you kept floating up
Now you’ve left us behind

Goodbye Henry Hightower
Moved by mysterious powers
Goodbye immaculate as you ascend
In the end

Henry you played third bass so well
But your pitching was weak
Henry then you thought you could tell
You were in the wrong league

And on your upward climb
Some will apply to be on your side
But from your throne on high
One at a time they’re disqualified
Oh Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye


Androids
(I. Roure)

Two androids walk into a pub
One says mine’s a pint of lager
And a packet of crisps
Let’s catch up on the latest android tricks
And gossip a bit

Android Bob got the chop
Although he was a righteous android
All by the book with all the trimmings
And the android look
You know that could’ve been you

Androids on the rise don’t mind the human losses
Androids though they try they’ve got problems too
Androids realize through cuts and ego bruises
Androids though they try they’ve got feelings too
Almost just like you

You might think you just can’t lose
Get the programming and a business suit
Follow directions and rake in the loot
But that ain’t always true

First there’s the taxman and the unexpected ax-man
That can come in the dead of night for you
And there’s the teenage daughter
Ain’t doin’ wot you taught ‘er
Rejects the android programme too
You should be thankful that that isn’t you


Sweat Shop
(I. Roure)

Ain’t gonna work in your sweatshop
Ain’t gonna work in your sweatshop
Ain’t gonna work in your sweatshop
Oh no oh no

Ain’t gonna work nine to seven
For any wage that you’d pay
Won’t kill myself for a living
Wage slavin’ my life away

I spit on your relentless
Life-guzzling machine

You can keep your application
And stick your interview
Count me out for the duration
I’ve got better things to do


Logical Enough
(I. Roure)

Oh Jim you were headed for the top
You were gonna make it big
Not just makin’ sales and big talk
And then you’ve been at it twenty years
When you get a little break
You always end up back again

At least it’s just a part time rut
‘cos you’re talented enough
To earn your crust then try your luck
Are you logical enough
Logical enough to give up

Wendy you’re a wizard on the phone
You bring the orders home
For your artist-powered company
Could be if you let the muses go
The money tree would grow
With benefits and salary

Are you logical enough
To give up the things you love


I Can't Live Without You
(P. Gill)

Make it good and fast and cheap
Pick any two that you want me to be
I think you made a man of me
But that was many years ago
And I’m still the boy who took you away

You’re looking fast you’re looking sweet
Pick any one that you want me to see
I think you made this man happy
And that was not so long ago
And I’m still the boy who wants it that way

I can live without money (hey that’s alright)
I can live without fame (in fact that’s quite nice)
But I can’t live without you
Can’t live without you

Got no cares to guide me
I got that from you
I feel you there beside me
I feel brand new

Make it good and fast and cheap
You picked the two that you want me to be
I think you made a man of me
But that was many years ago
And I’m still the boy who took you away


Welcome To The Show
(I. Roure)

Sent out our postcards
And we’ve called up all our friends
Pasted up our posters
For the village denizens
We’ve got as good a shot
As any rock band might
I know we’d pack the place
If they’d give us a Friday night

Welcome to the show
Now watch us ride those mids and lows
Welcome to the show
There’s one born every minute
But not one’s you’d want to know

Survived the ice age
And the tallest newest waves
The brontosaurus come-back
And when primates were the rage
One finger keyboard bands
Once took the centre stage
We kept on practicing
Through many dark depressing days

Maybe we’re caught up
In a slow motion explosion
At least we never killed the fuse
Oh yeah


Lennon
(P. Gill)

Walking from shadows
Feeling the sun
Taken at midnight
By the heat of a gun (yes I was mmm)

So sorry the desperate still get their own way
So sorry my “goodnights” were the end of my days

The poison of lovers
Pumped straight in yer back
The taxi and sirens
Light fades to black (yes it does mmm)

So sorry my going is not coming back
Sorry my karma at last had a laugh
I try to forgive him…but I’m going too fast

People are chanting
And crying my name
All of my life
It was much of the same (yes it was mmm)

Why did that screaming become a disease
And why when I ask you do you crouch on your knees
Blushing unseen in this desolate place
Wandering slowly never seeing your face
You’re deader than me…can you get out of this place

I was walking from shadows


Celebrity Gawker
(I. Roure)

Plucked out of the Milky Way
Light-years from here
Landed on the Lower East Side
In a corner bar and you’re drinking a beer

And you are such a super nova
You were even in the papers this morning
And I am such a rock and roll buff
I know every band you’ve been in

Celebrity encounter
I’m in celebrity rapture
I’m a celebrity gawker
And I can’t believe that it’s you

You used to play down this way
‘til your big break
And I have always thought you were cool
Even though your latest is just okay

I try to tell myself
That you’re only human after all
There but for the grace of
A bank roll and a publicist
Goes every half-way decent
Down town singer I know


It Could’ve been Gerald
(I. Roure)

Gerald wrote a mean tune and played to the crowds
At the biggest venues of his tiny town
Figured one day he’d move to London
Why should he think he would fail

Gerald’s band went down well with the tech college lot
Served with hash under glass it was premium rock
A little Tull and a little Hendrix seemed pretty cool at the time

Meanwhile somewhere a savvy gent
With a nose full of fashion and business sense
Picks a kid from a would-be trend
Who goes on to be history

And it could’ve been Gerald
Could’ve easily been
It could’ve been Gerald
Missed it by half a heartbeat

EMI sent a guy to see the band’s show
Set up a deal on spec said see how it goes
When they finished a stunning demo
Seemed like the prize was at hand

Though you’re feeling lucky
With your talent and your youth
Prizes from the groove arcade
Go to very few

Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald…


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